Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she told me i tasted like america
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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