that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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