She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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