So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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