one two three fourrrrnication!
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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