So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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