Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
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He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
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About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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