Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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