I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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