I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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