She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
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My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
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I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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