Its about making memories worth repressing
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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