You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
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i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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