dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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