Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
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Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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