i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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