why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
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I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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