Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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