Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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