Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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