There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
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I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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