If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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