my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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