I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Randomize
