All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
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I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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