Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
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