We're facebook friends in real life
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
A bitchslap is in order.
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