woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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