Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Pants 0. Shit 1.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
false alarm. still invincible.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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