When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
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Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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