South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
then he tried to convert me to islam
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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