we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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