He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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