Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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