Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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Even my vagina gasped.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
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its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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