She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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