you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
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I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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