so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
