I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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