Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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