i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
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I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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