problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
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