Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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