we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
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you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
She told me I should be a condom model.
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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