Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
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threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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