That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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