I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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