Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Randomize
