once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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