so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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