Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
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I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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