do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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