Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Randomize
