dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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