brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Randomize
