she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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