Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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