I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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