btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
The ass gains better be worth it
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