you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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