someone get that fucking seahorse.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
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i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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